yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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