Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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