He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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