That's intense
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
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what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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