And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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