Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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