i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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