Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Dick very happy bro
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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