As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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