it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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