Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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