she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
sex in a hospital.. check
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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