You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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