I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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