How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize