haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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