we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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