Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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