marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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