mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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