Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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