i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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