I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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