I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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