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• (480): View more from Arizona

  ...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is

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• (650): View more from California

  we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed

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  god you guys know how to party

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  worst. bachelorette party. ever.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.

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  I hear you

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.

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• (818): View more from California

  Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  We're going to party like we don't have spanx on

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• (212): View more from New York

  Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.

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