We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up