Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.