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  He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.

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• (518): View more from New York

  it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit

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• (408): View more from California

  Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that

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• (445): View more from Pennsylvania

  she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Are you texting, crying and driving?

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  And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart

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