So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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