He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart