I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The power of my boobs compel you
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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