i just wanna soil my oats bro
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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