it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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