I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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