Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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