I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
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How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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