i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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