Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
we made out on top of his cat.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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