I wanna bring you to show and tell
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
