i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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