I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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