It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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