Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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