Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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