So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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