Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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