you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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