WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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