So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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