Your tits are I can't wait for
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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