You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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