Walk of Shame. In a state park.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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