people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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