bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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