He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You made out with two different species that night
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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