More tranny stories later!
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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