The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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