I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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